Puppy School 2 - The Return

I have to be honest, I was a little surprised to be going back to school. I was pretty confident that my cute looks and the fact that I sat down would be enough, but apparently not. I was strapped into the car, on the seat this time (which is a little bit more like it!) and off to school. I think that Mummy knows the way this time because it was only a few minutes journey this time rather than the four hours that it seemed to take last time.

School was OK. Although I was SO excited to see my old friends that I didn't bother to do a lot of listening or learning anything. I did manage to sort out one VERY annoying problem though. One of the other puppies there, called Rufus ( I think) has a normal owner and one very annoying child owner. Now, you know me, I am happy to use my cuteness to good effect - I have even been known to use it to get out of considerable trouble, but this girl just would not leave me alone! Oooohh look at Molly.... She soooooo cute....... Arrrrr Molly is wagging her tail..... I was only thinking that all this nonsense was starting to make me feel sick when I decided that sick was the answer. In a desperate attempt to stop this girl's ridiculous fussing, I threw up. Not a massive yack all over her, just a frothy combo of slightly chewed biscuits and some yucky bits on the floor. You should have seen her face!!! EEwwww she said and got right out of my face! RESULT I declared and looked round at Mummy for approval and maybe even a treat for being so clever. There was no treat. Or approval. Just a red faced Mummy with quite a scowl! I think she was secretly pleased with getting shot of the girl as well but she had to pretend that she was cross. I am sure she whispered in my ear "Well done Molly, that's got rid of her!" while she mopped up the mess. I don't think we will be having any more problems from that little girl!

Colin (my teacher) did mention some things for use to do for homework. I hope Mummy was paying more attention than I was...